Self-Advertising

I'm pure crap at it.
*I don't have a website for my own personal artwork. i need a website.
(I have got SOME stuff uploaded onto PhotoBucket
http://s482.photobucket.com/albums/rr188/sally_mccoll_reddoch/Pre-2007%20Work/
but its just a picture album -- static y'know.)
*I don't have any text anywhere about myself.
*I don't even do FaceBook or MySpace or Twitter
*There're no photo-galleries of my travels and animal-rescue stuff or things i make or.....
WHY WHY WHY?
i can't be bothered
i don't think its important
IT *IS* IMPORTANT
Will somebody PulEEEZ throw me a lifeline and at least get me a website???
I am totally serious -- I need a Manager / Agent, a fifty-percenter for my personal artwork. (ie as opposed to the line drawings etc i sometimes do for japanese/european markets via pro agents)
I have the potential to go big but my complete lack of self-promotion is tragic, desperate.... i am in total despair, howl gnash tear
THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

For this and all or any art collaboration ideas.....
comment here or
email to discuss - - sally787@googlemail.com
mob. 07765782710
I am in the London Fields area, E8
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